Click on link to see clips. Disclaimer: These may be more funny to you if you grew up in the country rather than in the city :-)
Funny Business Slogans
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment"
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."